Poetry Fail

This week the Daily Universe published the "Best of Police Beat: Fall 2008." It's kind of like Cops, but there isn't a faux-reggae intro song. Or much crime going on either. Oh, and the BYU Police Beat is actually entertaining. But other than that, they're exactly the same.

You can click on the above link, but I thought I'd point out one of the best from the best:

Oct. 25: BYUPD received a phone call at 7:49 p.m. reporting loiterers at the gazebo at the Alumni House. Upon arrival, police discovered a group of students composing poetry.

Of course, perhaps we need to call the police when we see budding young poets trying to sharpen their teeth. I've heard those literary types can be quite subversive. Plus, gazebos give me the heebie jeebies.