Utah County has some big butts... plus, someone is stealing businesses!

Today the Daily Universe made it easy on me- they put two funny articles right next to each other! The first article's headline, "The bonus to having a big backside," is interesting enough. The article talks about a Harvard study that found that the type of fat found in the hips and buttocks can help protect against Type-2 diabetes. Nothing too funny there, but then the article ends with this gem:

Utah County had one of the lowest rates of diabetes in 2005 with 4.6 percent, compared to the national average of 7.8 percent, according to the Center for Disease Control.

So, apparently Utah County residents have big butts. (Cue Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back.")

Then, right below this article was the great headline "Man arrested for the thefts of 20 businesses." Apparently people have been coming into work and finding their businesses gone...